This soft, classic-fit tee carries a wry little celebration: a smiling raccoon with arms raised and the words “Not in jail, not in a mental hospital, not in a grave — I’d say it’s a good day.” It’s the kind of shirt you reach for on mornings when small mercies feel like victories. Wear it to brunch with friends who get your dark humor, to lazy errands when you want a smile from strangers, or to low-key hangouts where honesty and sarcasm are currency. The relaxed crew neck and tear-away label keep comfort front and center, while durable, smooth cotton lets the print sit crisp and clear. It’s less about statements and more about a shared exhale — a wearable nod to surviving the everyday with a wink.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort and print clarity
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed collar that retains shape
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction for stability and reduced fabric waste
- Direct-to-garment and DTF printing for crisp artwork and detailed sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
