Funny Purple Shower Curtain — "I Slept Like Shit So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence" with Cute Knife Cow Design
Funny Purple Shower Curtain — "I Slept Like Shit So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence" with Cute Knife Cow Design
Funny Purple Shower Curtain — "I Slept Like Shit So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence" with Cute Knife Cow Design
Funny Purple Shower Curtain — "I Slept Like Shit So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence" with Cute Knife Cow Design

Funny Purple Shower Curtain — "I Slept Like Shit So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence" with Cute Knife Cow Design

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This bold shower curtain brings a fierce, tongue-in-cheek attitude to your bathroom. A wide-eyed, leopard-print ribbon character grips a knife beneath the cheeky headline—an unapologetic, darkly humorous statement piece that turns a mundane routine into a moment of comic catharsis. The rich purple backdrop and single-sided print keep the design vivid and focused. It’s made from strong, quick-drying polyester that holds shape and color, so the message stays loud wash after wash. Hang it up to set a playful, slightly wicked mood for your morning routine or late-night refreshes.

Product features
- 100% polyester — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying
- Single-sided full-print design with vivid color on front
- Twelve buttonholes at the top for standard shower hooks (hooks not included)
- Adult-oriented design and messaging
- Pre-constructed sizes; slight size variance of ±2 inches

Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.

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