{"product_id":"funny-purple-shower-curtain-i-slept-like-shit-so-today-i-will-be-choosing-violence-with-cute-knife-cow-design","title":"Funny Purple Shower Curtain — \"I Slept Like Shit So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence\" with Cute Knife Cow Design","description":"This bold shower curtain brings a fierce, tongue-in-cheek attitude to your bathroom. A wide-eyed, leopard-print ribbon character grips a knife beneath the cheeky headline—an unapologetic, darkly humorous statement piece that turns a mundane routine into a moment of comic catharsis. The rich purple backdrop and single-sided print keep the design vivid and focused. It’s made from strong, quick-drying polyester that holds shape and color, so the message stays loud wash after wash. Hang it up to set a playful, slightly wicked mood for your morning routine or late-night refreshes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Single-sided full-print design with vivid color on front\u003cbr\u003e- Twelve buttonholes at the top for standard shower hooks (hooks not included)\u003cbr\u003e- Adult-oriented design and messaging\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-constructed sizes; slight size variance of ±2 inches\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"71\" × 74\"","offer_id":43930523959339,"sku":"31974633979146347277","price":66.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0647\/4720\/8747\/files\/15327532197964250408_2048.jpg?v=1776223157","url":"https:\/\/www.centscustomcreations.com\/products\/funny-purple-shower-curtain-i-slept-like-shit-so-today-i-will-be-choosing-violence-with-cute-knife-cow-design","provider":"Cents Custom Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}